World According to Stephanie

I believe :
that being rich is overrated otherwise more people would be doing it.
that the grass probably is greener on the other side but its probably because its not real grass.
that deep fried turkeys are quite possibly the next best thing to ..well. Lets just say they are the best.
that Santa Claus is a nice thought, but Jesus is a nicer one.
that Jeff Gordan is a cry baby nanny.
that everyday should be Sunday. Ah.. I love Sundays.
that if you are going to shove your political views down someones throat, dont get all dressed up and do it at the Emmys.
that if you are ugly to someone it will catch up with you eventionally.
that bubble baths are tiny vacations.
that high heels make you feel sassy.
that my parents are looking down on me. And maybe even smiling.
that models obviously have not tried popeyes chicken nor their mashed potatoes otherwise they would not be models.
that Hudsons is my Macy's
that if someone is going to drink and drive, they should do it when only their family is on the road...NOT MINE
that the best smell in the world is Crayola Crayons
that Matthew McConahey is still pretty dang sexy even if he is not wearing deodarant
that family is the most important thing in life
that Jesus really DOES love me
that we should support our troops even if we dont believe in war
that we should not have to learn Spanish to live in AMERICA
that doors should be held open for the next person coming in
that you should never be too old to show respect
that my children are the cutest kids in the world,
that not all rap music is bad
that i may be addicted to sweet tea
that you can make a difference in someones day just by smiling
that sometimes a manicure makes everything allright
that its okay to wear your hair in a pony tail when you are 38
hat child molesters should be drug through a field of broken glass
that love bugs are the devil
that I will possibly never go on a cruise
that everyone should have 2 older brothers like mine
that true love is unselfish
that work days should be from 10-2 with a hour off for lunch
that Merle Haggard really can sing pretty good
that Molly Ringwald didn't know how popular she really was
that 80's rock stars did not own mirrors
that im lucky i married my best friend
that old people are pretty dag gum interesting if you take the time to listen
that my house is not clean enough to pass a white glove test
that 2011 is going to be my year.right Marty?)
that I will open my own business one day
the people who put the yellow line down your reciept at Sam's really could care less what you have in your buggy and they only pretend to check it.
that Justin Timberlake didn't bring all the sexy back..but maybe some.

Thats all for now. :)